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You’ve heard of plant-based non vegans, now get ready for

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non plant-based vegans!

- eat your toe and finger nails
- drink your tears
- munch on your hair (pro tip: ask your hairdresser for take aways)
- ask for more saliva while kissing
- the next time someone spits in public, ask for your fair share!
- eat boogers (vitamin source in winter! look in trash cans for the best harvest)
- suck on your socks after heavy sweating
- caugh and sneeze in beverages, even enhances water!
- drink your or your partners excess breast milk (fennel increases production)
- have a teen or are a teen? scrape that pimple puss off the bathroom mirror and use as delicious dip!
- dead skin is even better than nutritional yeast, dandruff is extra spicy!
- earwaxy q-tips are amazing lollipops
- swallow sperm, duh
- use smegma as a cheesy spread
- recycle used tampons as tea bags (dont break veg, edward!)
- alternatively drink from menstrual cups
- try taking golden showers more often
- need more fiber? eat poop! tastes great in a smoothy and is incredibly useful in baking

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I love Crunchy Scabs!

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a nice afternoon pick me up for non plant based vegans

Pinned Post gross bringing this back seeing many plant based products that arent vegan these days so lets turn it around again 🤢 blood hospital

justanothercardigan

stitchthisfiona

He sits on my lap while I spin, he does the little jiggle

maxterian

azzandra

In Romanian the verb "a toarce" means both "to purr" and "to spin wool".

st5lker

fernsehn

Saw The Light yesterday and read a bunch of incredibly boring negative reviews. Give me all the well made big swing cinema that's wearing its huge and ever expanding heart on its sleeve and keep your "safe" and formulaic choices that are marketable or whatever. Pff.

It's not a master piece sort of film because it's far too playful and loose and ...."other" to be categorized. I'm sure you can find many faults and fallacy in some choices because Tom obviously chose to tell a political story...which makes every character beat or phenotype a potential problematic statement.

It's been a long time since i've seen a film that was so unafraid to be hated. ...for its lefty-wannabe-Gutmenschen-art-worker protagonists... for satirizing them but also loving them despite their ridiculousness.

For letting its protagonists sing. And dance. For Not being cool. For daring stuff.

For not adhering to ze Rules.

And i'm so grateful. So. Grateful.

Leaving the Cinema i felt like someone had cut deep or maybe not even that deep but deep enough into our soul and put it on a screen.

derinthescarletpescatarian

animentality

kactusnz

shoe/clothing size you check in the store, but it's evidence that they haven't taken their child shoe/clothing shopping recently if they aren't in the right ballpark.

how are you going to 'love and provide' for your child if you don't know their likes/dislikes and basic safety information? You don't love your child if you don't know anything about them. Providing for them doesn't just mean money it means making sure they are safe, healthy, and secure.

depsidase

acti-veg

veganbloodorange

"Animals do not ‘give’ their life to us, as the sugar-coated lie would have it. No, we take their lives. They struggle and fight to the last breath, just as we would do if we were in their place."

– John Robbins

derinthescarletpescatarian

phvck

lemonlinelights

coddlefish

strongermonster

me and coworker: okay. we're getting rid of a ton of old records. they're sorted into price piles, you just need to write down the price and stick them to the record sleeve. if it doesn't have a sleeve, do not stick it to the vinyl bit, because the adhesive gunks up the grooves and affects how they play. okay?

new guy: yeah man!

us checking up on him 20 minutes later: 😨😂